Trust us when we say that we know what it’s love to be cranky, frustrated and in need of some stress-relief. Sometimes a guy’s gotta go blow off some steam, u know, take it effortless and just unwind. And there are three or so ways of doing this. The first is a little miracle we adore to call BEER. Except if u spend too much time with beer, you wind up with a headache and a gut. The second is a great invention called SPORTS. Except u can lose time, effort and even some specie on sports and it usually goes hand in hand with beer. The final is the superlatively nice way of all; PUSSY. Cookie is a great way to blow off steam and even your wad. The thing is, cookie isn’t always available, attainable or even around. Not to worry. That’s why hookers were invented. Hookers are love the Chinese food of wet crack; quick, reliable, always obtainable via delivery, not so rock hard on the budget and after you have tons of it, you can always have just a little more. Don’t believe it? Inspect Soleil Hughes‘ and her hookertastic performance in this episode. This babe exposes up, shags, acquire paid and goes. It is ideal. So next time you’re a little bit stressed and need some relief, just put your rod in a hooker, they always hit the spot!