Juan and Ivan are standing by the door, and they’re kind of wondering…what the hell is going on here?
“What’s up, man?” Juan says.
“No much,” Ivan says. “What are u doing here? Didn’t you break up with Stephanie?”
“Yeah, I did. I am here to watch her Mother. She called me over.”
“Are u for real? She called me over, also.”
Ms. James answers the door wearing a robe.
“Hi, bucks,” Bethany says. “Betcha wonder why I asked you here? Well, don’t just stand there. Come on in.”
The boys sit on the sofa. They’re nervous. What IS going on here?
“I guess you’re wondering why you are both here,” Bethany says, standing in front of them.
The boyz are alarmed. Did they knock up Bethany‘s daughter? Uh-oh. Mom’s batty!
“Would u guys unwind?” Bethany says. “My daughter’s not pregnant. That babe might be a fuckin’ tramp, but she’s certainly not pregnant. She’s out fucking her new partner. You’re here cuz of me.”
Are they in a predicament?
“Oh, no,” Bethany says. “Consider this your favourable day.”
She takes off her robe to disclose her hot body. Her funbags are on brandish. Her lengthy legs are in nylons. This IS their favourable day.
“You males used to fight over my daughter,” Bethany says. “But now you’ve to share me.”
Hmmmm…daughter’s a fuckin’ tramp. Wonder where that babe got that from?