We asked Billi Bardot, a 41-year-old, monumental titted super-mom from North Carolina, if she ever noticed that her kids’ friends used to hang around her house a lot.
“That has been a problem,” Billi said. “My oldest son didn’t care for that very much. Our abode has always been the hangout abode, and I love most of all to know what my kids are doing and who they’re doing it with, so we always had a abode full of kids, but one day, I was taking love tunnels without the oven, and my son yells at his friend, I guess they were 15 at the time, ‘Are u looking at my Mommy?’ And that caused a little bit of a problem. My son hit him. There was blood!”
There’s no blood in this photo discharge, Billi’s second fuck at 40SomethingMag.com. Her son’s not around, so Billi takes matters and her son’s friend’s meat-thermometer into her own hands…and mouth and love tunnel. That skirt chaser cums all over her bazookas.
What do you adore majority about having big funbags?
Billi: I don’t even notice ’em majority of the time. I just adore how they’re comfortable and squashy, and when I’m bored, I always have smth to do. I always have somewhere to put a drink. They come in handy. I was in a home improvement store and carrying around a Red Bull and I didn’t have anywhere to put it during the time that I looked at stuff, so I just stuffed it right there.
And all of a sudden there were a bunch of boys around you trying to help u out.
Billi: That kinda happens at Home Depot and Loews. They kinda follow me around, contemplating.
When was the final time u were in a store that you had to wait to be helped?
Billi: I don’t think I’ve ever had to wait to be helped.
In this scene, Billi helps herself.