If u are a woman chaser who has a preeminent buddy, u are responsible for a not many things. The 1st is lying for your buddy whenever that skirt chaser needs you to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin’ around, you deny and fib until you die or at least receive your ally on the phone to warn him. The second thing u are responsible for is breakin’ your friends’ balls at each opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain laughable. The final thing u are responsible for, and probably the most important thing of all, is getting your buddy some strippers for his bachelor party. And not just any run-of-the-mill-dancing-for-dollars hawt dancer, either. Nope. You are responsible for getting him a hot slut who is going to drain his testicles of every last drop of his single-man baby batter. A slut love Holly Halston. This lap dancer takes it up her horny grip, in the mouth and most-importantly, up her taut arse.
So remember, when the time comes to do right by your supreme bud, give him the gift that keeps on giving. Give him a big-tit hooker.