What club do u currently dance in?
I’m not a hawt dancer currently. I haven’t been for over a year. I am busy being a construction contractor now! I do miss learning recent pole tricks and becoming stronger and more supple. If the poles in DC lap dancing clubs weren’t so short, I would be all over them anew. I like long poles.
How lengthy had u been stripping?
About a year altogether. Not terribly lengthy, I know.
Did you originally go to an exotic-dancer school or are you self-taught?
Self-taught. I used to go in early when no one was there, with my laptop, and try to mimic some of the more-complex moves I would find on YouTube.
Did u do pole lap dancing? Any girl-girl stage play?
Yep, I indeed adored pole lap dancing all by itself. I would do some girl on girl stage play with gals I befriended, too. I loved girl/girl play. Hell, I adore any job where I receive paid to sexually harass my coworkers.
Did you do lap dances likewise?
Yep. My lap dances were hawt!
What sort of costumes and shoes did u like wear on stage?
I looked charming great in my schoolgirl outfit and PVC domme boots with the braces and all. But I also had dresses and neon bikinis and the ever-classy plastic lap dancer heels. I want I got the ones with the lights in ’em. Hell, I crave I discovered some with little plastic fish floating in them. I’d have worn the hell with out these! With a stringy, darksome, belt micro-bikini and a cane and a giant fuzzy, purple pimp hat with zebra stripes. With some purple sunglasses. That would have been my look hands down-70s style pimp, workin’ the gogo dancer pole. Screw…if I had one regret about quitting, it’d be not wearing that.
What mistakes do dudes make in clubs?
Not tipping well. Most other things can be forgiven, but strippers are there to make cash.
What should a ladies man talk about if he’s spending time with a dancer in a club?
Nothing. Shut up and savour a naked gal stripping on u!
Kalila has a Twitter fan page at @dollybinladen.