There are certain Lothario Laws that dudes cannot break, no matter what the circumstances. For sample, boyz DON’T view honey flicks and cry. Another one is that boys DON’T swallow lite beer. Each petticoat chaser knows that there is NO cuddling after sex unless you’re paralyzed and that babe is assisting you the hospital. All studs should understand that two boys don’t share the same umbrella, even if there is a deluge going on. It is understood by all bucks that it is not acceptable to own a miniature dog of any breed, ever. And finally, guys dont take bubble baths. That is, certainly, unless that bubble washroom is with a female who is of the big-tit persuasion and is promising to jerk u off with not merely her hands but with those mountainous bags o’ fun, too. And that female has to be reigning meat-thermometer skillful and nut-sac draining specialist, Candace Von. It’s merely below those exact conditions that the no bubble bathroom law can be circumvented. Thank goodness this lad identified that loophole that allowed him to frolic in the suds with Candace, otherwise that woman chaser might have missed out on what can merely be described as the foremost scoops and tug job of all time. Not only does Candace know how to make a schlong erupt, she’s probably one of the nastiest sluts ever. Of course that’s naughty in a priceless way. Her filthy talk will have you hard in a heartbeat and cumming in two shakes…or strokes, depending on your style.