Polish-born Lucy is the operator of a tanning salon in Germany. The bigger in size than typical belting blond loves reading, swimming and watching soccer. Her much loved sort of fellows are virile, teetotaling bucks with bigger than run of the mill dongs betwixt 20 and 40. (Their age not their rod size.) Her beloved Hollywood fellow is, acquire this, Al Bundy (Ed O’Neil from Married With Children), slob boyfriend of Peg (Katy Segal). She doesn’t say why this babe likes Al Bundy so much but it may get to do with Al’s like of large wobblers. “I am headmistress sufficient for two fellows!” says Lucy. We make no doubt of it. She is buff like a banging brick shithouse. Lucy’s normal day is working, going home and making dinner and reading a book or watching a video in daybed. On weekends, she calls up a fellow and invites him over to copulate. That skirt chaser has to be out by Sunday or she nicely throws him out.